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Vista,Not What I'd Thought You'd Be ja laula kaasa
Hey Vista,
Been seeing you for over a year,
One thing is very clear,
You let me down, (you really let me down)
It's time you leave. (gimme gimme gimme back XP)
Whoa Vista, not what I thought you'd be.
Lots of programs and hardware don't work,
Some of my software went berserk,
Permission screens made me feel like a jerk
And not too mention the UAC quirks.
You let me down, (you really let me down)>
It's time you leave. (gimme gimme gimme back XP)
Hey Vista, not what I thought you'd be.
What's with the questions you pop,
Acting like some digital cop,
You let me down, (you really let me down)
It's time you leave. (gimme gimme gimme back XP)
Hey Vista, not what I thought you'd be.
Performance and security,
All those promises that you made me,
You have features I don't need
Some designed to impede.
You let me down, (you really let me down)
It's time you leave. (gimme gimme gimme back XP)
Yeah Vista, not what I thought you'd be.
And your needs are really high,
And girl, I don't know why,
You let me down, (you really let me down)
Time you leave. (gimme gimme gimme back XP)
Vista, not what I thought you'd be.
Then there's the DRM,
My media it did condemn.
I guess Hollywood is your friend.
One more thing for me to contend.
You let me down, (you really let me down)
Time you leave.(gimme gimme gimme back XP)
Oh Vista, not what I thought you'd be.
I said Vista, not what I thought you'd be.
Oh Vista, not what I thought you'd be.
Vista you dun let me down again.
Hey!
Vista Blues
Mista, mista, mista,
Does she have a sista?
Oh, mista, mista, mista,
Please tell me there's no twin.
Mista, mista, mista,
Thought she was a playa,
Oh, mista, mista, mista,
Hey she ain't very thin.
She's one expensive lady,
Whose acting very shady,
Seems to be born a has bin.
Well, Vista, Vista, Vista,
Hey, I'm not gonna miss ya.
Oh, Vista, Vista, Vista,
My Windows you dun cracked.
Oh, Vista, Vista, Vista,
I've said all my prayahs,
Oh, Vista, Vista, Vista,
Anxiety attack.
You've taken my resources,
I'm ready to divorce us,
Gonna tie you to that deadly railroad track.
Oh, tie her down boys!
Hey there, Vista,
You know, you're like a fever blista.
Yeah, you've caused me lots of pain.
Oh Vista, Vista, Vista,
Kind of a tongue twista,
Vista, Vista, Vista,
You strain veins in my brain.
Aeroglass and permissions,
Have put me in submission,
Bringing that old XP back again.
It seems like I waited for-ever.
I upgraded all my hard-ware.
I ran the com-pat-ibility test.
And I even cut my hair.
Oh, Vista,
Girl, how could you do me so wrong?
Well you really laid an egg this time, baby
And it hatched out this here swan song.